Your Vegas Wedding to God
I’ve decided to take this opportunity to stand in the pulpit today to tell you about my misspent youth.
In my younger and badly behaved days, I ran wild and did the following things which I really should have thought through a little more carefully: I got a tattoo, I drank too much and danced on the roof of my dorm, I kissed on the first date, I bought a motorcycle, I wore a miniskirt and a tube top to a job interview, and I got ordained to the priesthood.
Actually, none of those are true save the last and the most reckless one. Continue reading